Money saver
For some time now I have been considering radical cosmetic surgery. You know the sort of thing, face lift, boob job, liposuction, tummy tuck, hair extensions, orthopaedic surgery to lengthen my legs, just basically creating a me that never was. Always worried about the expense though. Watching TV last night a cheaper alternative was presented to me. All I have to do is go on a Virgin Atlantic 1st class journey and it will happen. Yes, according to the advert I will get on the plane one side of the atlantic, and by the time the plane lands all my imperfections will have disappeared. I could see one problem, I would be stuck in America, but then hubby pointed out that I could fly over on a cheap flight and then return Ist Class, so all the changes would be conducted during my return passage. Thats it then, I'm booking later on today, if anyone else is interested we might get discount for group travel so leave your names here.
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(7.6.04 14:52) But doesn't that only work if you're Alice Cooper??! 
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(7.6.04 15:07) No, it was all of them. They snuggled down under crisp, white covers and were transformed! |
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(7.6.04 17:06) Don't go without me will you? |
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(7.6.04 18:01) Matilda - Thats not fair, you don't need it as much as me. Infact, apart from leg length, you don't need any of it. |
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(7.6.04 18:03) Can I come? They could turn me into the new Brad Pitt! |
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(7.6.04 18:49) Reptar - Yes, does Mrs R like Brad Pitt though? |
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(7.6.04 20:59) Sign me up for it, I look like the before Alice coper most days.with horns on |
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(7.6.04 23:23) I need to get a little more ugly - will it help if I stow away in the baggage compartment? Come to think of it - is that why they call it "the baggage compartment"? |